impots....
Publié : jeu. mai 01, 2003 11:04 am
In honor of tax day.......
Subject: IRS story
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just
joined the IRS, excited to begin tracking down high-powered
offenders-like the Enron or WorldCom guys. Anxious for his first
high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment
was to audit a Rabbi.
Looking over the books the taxes were pretty straight forward,
and the Rabbi clearly was very frugal, so he thought
he'd make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi.
"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker.
And every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on,
in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases?
What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"
"Ahh yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the
crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box
back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo
balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
" Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send
them to the I.R.S.
"The I.R.S.?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ahh, yes," replied the Rabbi, " the I.R.S. "
...and about once a year, they send us a little
prick like you.":lol:
Subject: IRS story
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just
joined the IRS, excited to begin tracking down high-powered
offenders-like the Enron or WorldCom guys. Anxious for his first
high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment
was to audit a Rabbi.
Looking over the books the taxes were pretty straight forward,
and the Rabbi clearly was very frugal, so he thought
he'd make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi.
"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker.
And every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on,
in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases?
What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"
"Ahh yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the
crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box
back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo
balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
" Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send
them to the I.R.S.
"The I.R.S.?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ahh, yes," replied the Rabbi, " the I.R.S. "
...and about once a year, they send us a little
prick like you.":lol: